NemoIsAmazing

mattlmichalek:

a lot of people would hate to hear me say this, but michael bay on cocaine could have made a better movie than the crap i saw on the screen before me. bad acting, horny necking teens who somehow were allowed to get shit faced at a pub on campus, even younger ones. maybe i’m the only one who sees or notices this. this was even worse than transformers and transformers was one bad movie. i think maybe the only part i enjoyed about transformers was the fact that Sam or whatever queerbates name was when he died and went to heaven. and the only reason it was enjoyable was because it was so hilariously bad. and in harry potter there is one part i enjoyed because it was so bad it was hilarious. 1. ron upon this broom looked a man with a giant penis. 2. every other sexual innuendo in the movie. 3. seeing ron’s girlfriend getting drunk at the pub. seriously, it’s like ABC family made a porno hopped up on horny teen steroids. i should demand my money back for harry twatter. a waste of my time. seriously, the movie industry is really breakin’ my balls right about now. not many good movies coming out at all. where the wild things are just looks like some kids mad acid trip and then he gets molested by a bunch of monsters then he wakes up with a massive boner. i mean it totally looks awful.

also when people read this they’ll probley get real pissy cause of my language. it’s ok to laugh at these things really. God won’t hate you, in fact God does have a sense of humor. God created humor in all things.

 Wow you hated it that much? This was my favorite book out of the entire series, so obviously the movie was a little dissapointing but I didn’t think it was worse than Transformers. Have you read the books or have you just seen the movies?